Singles on Twitter:
I’m single by chioce and half of the time the guys that I attract say the same shit yr saying and compliment me 10 fuckin times BIG FAT BORE
Right! For one month Only I am leaving it to you people to find me a date! Yes, I’m single. Shut up. Pint?… Mines a whiskey x
I shot a condom, cuz I’m single lol…#randomtweet
http://bit.ly/cAoSfb This is why i’m single and i’m sticking to it! lol
im sick, i have an unbearable toothache, i cant go out, there is nothing to watch and I have no boyfriend. FML. #thisismeranting
@richardpbacon – What’s your favourite English apple? It’s a chat up line that’s never failed me yet. I’m single btw…
He will never have ur bk like u wd have his ..sadtimes for me bt I learnt a lesson…I’m single and ready to mingle joh! REAL MEN holla!!
@HeavyCakes I hope it ain’t my old Dallas thang. Bcuz I’m bout 2 be on his neck since I’m single again!
Okay lemme rephrase… Not relationship PROBLEMS. More like compromises. But still, I’m single! Why do I feel this obligation???