Singles in Melbourne, VIC
I just picked some mold of a bagel and then told myself it was ok because I’m single now and single people do these things. Logic fail.
@nerdykins @loadx I need a girlfriend, a girlfriend, a girlfriend that’s what I need…
I’m lying in bed with a plate of cold cuts. I know, it’s amazing that I’m single. #saturdaynightwithmike
I just downloaded an app that says there is 365 kisses until our wedding.. I hate myself.. and now I’m single LOL
Even though I’m single, it doesn’t mean that I’m available.
Funny how married or so called committed chicks always crave attention from me cuz I’m single. Talk to ur man 4 that. #MissMeWithThatShit
I need a boyfriend. If only to have someone around to fetch me some takeaway when I’ve had too much to drink. So vital right now.
I’m single because I can’t date music.. It’s always there for me & it never fails me. I don’t have to doubt it at all.


