I’m single for the first time in like 7 years…pretty much…sooo weird.

Reason #57 that I need a boyfriend… to bring my 3 air conditioners downstairs to the basement for me, so I’m not freezing up here!

@mindykaling I’m def Miranda – I’m single & annoying & when I don’t like my friends’ boyfriends, they know it.

Finishing up the 10 AM email/ twitter/ reader session. Back to work. I’m “single tasking” today – guidelines here http://bit.ly/4OrKvs

Overheard on #mbta “let’s see if she’s in it to win it. She could have syphillis for all I care.” this friends, is why I’m single.

Got asked out by one of the Spare Change News guys AGAIN. “I’m single; I don’t have a woman” doesn’t work on me. Sorry, fella.