They call me Superman,Leap tall hoes in a single bound,I’m single now,Got no ring on this finger now

Not gana tell some guys daht I’m single I dnt want them trying to geht wiht me lol I might be #TeamSingle bt dnt wana go out wiht anyone(;

guy:u got a man me:no, I’m single bu messin wit someone guy:damn that’s shocking me:y guy:cause u r one bad cookie…Lmao smh ppl on da book

I’m single because I was born that way

Tell them hoes I’m single for the niiiiiiiiiight #weezybaby

“I’M SINGLE! but just don’t tell my boyrfriend” :)))) beli dimana ya baju kayak gitu?

So my BF posted:Fuk it ok I’m single.
2 hours ago
because I wasnt able to text him ye…: http://yearbook.com/a/1kjw5v

me & my latest girl decided to go our separate ways so I’m single (;

*sigh* I need a boyfriend for days like this…a good back rub and some cuddle time would be awesome :(

Coworker suggested I fill out a living will etc b/c I’m single. Makes me think I will die & “be found 3 weeks later half-eaten by wild dogs”